Trial

[Jesus_of_Wang]

Well my friends tis a sad sad day when we must try one of our own. I bring you all here today for the trial of Heath Worrell for the blasphemy of team wang.

Heath committed this crime by posting on a message board under the name "The_Anti-Christ_of_Wang"

this my friends is blasphemy in the purest form, since only Zack and i are only able to post at the moment (Taylors internet is dead) we will host this trial.

[Anti-Christ of Wang]

My Friends, I present this humble defense:

As Jake is the Jesus of wang, and Taylor is the God of wang, they represent how a true Wang follower should act. I submit that therefore a person whom acts extraordinarilly different from them shows an antithisis of the Wang, and therefore, being that I am the furthest from their behavior, I submit that I am, to their ways, the AntiChrist.

[Jesus_of_Wang]

True very very true, so ill prepose this offer, no longer and never again go by the name or anything else Anti wang, only becouse of its blasphemy but ill pardon this.

i liked that defense to, good sucking up

[Anti-Christ of Wang]

The defendant must humbly reject your kind offer, for as long as the Team of Wang exists, there will always exist a Balancing counterforce within its sphere. I represent this force, and it is through my actions that the work of God, Jesus, and the Prophet Wang seem to be beyond all compare. Without my voice, as the AntiChrist of Wang, you would merely be strange, but when placed next to me, you truly are Wangly

[Unreality]

If Jake's Jesus and Heath's the Antichrist, then I'm Solomon. So where's my 700 wives and my 300 concubines?

[Zack, Omnipotent Leader]

300 what now? Is that a fruit?

As the Prophet of Wang, I...wait, how was I the leader of Team Wang, but only a prophet? Unless I was a False Prophet, in which case I can totally f*** you guys up if you poke me.

Anyway, I decree that Heath is indeed the opposite of what the Wang stands for. Basicaly, he isn't a spaz. But the title "AntiChrist of Wang" implies that it is his goal top be like that, where in reality it is his destiny.

So, I suggest a new name. When I think of it. Someone help me out here.

[Jesus_of_Wang]

i agree very much so

[Unreality]

Well, not that I support Wang or Anti-wang, but there can't be a good without a bad. Thus, TW doesn't look as great unless their is a group against it. However, in all honesty, I prefer neutrality; I get away with more that way.

[Jesus_of_Wang]

well the only way for there to be some1 against team wang is that the opposing force isnt in team wang.

[Anti-Christ of Wang]

Actually, this is not true, while I am in team wang, I do act opposing to some of its core Ideals, as Zack so sagly pointed out, I'm not a Spaz. Therefore, while I am in T. Wang, and do contribute, I do not follow in the footsteps of the Three.

[God]

Hmmm I dont think my brain can take this converation. Hey and didnt Zack make Jasper the leader of Team Wang? I wanted that damn staff, I didnt care if it was a symbol or not.
The Lord God Almighty

[Jesus_of_Wang]

Jasper has been overthrown. He won't admit it,but he no longer holds the morals of Wang. He has fallen to the dark side......the side of the cunt.....

[Zack, Omnipotent Leader]

Sadly, it would seem true. Jasper, from what I am told, no longer upholds the bonds of brotherhood of Wang. But, I am retired, it is up to you to determine the direction that the Wang will point.

And as for the staff, just break another trombone or something and use it.

[Jesus_of_Wang]

We break alot of stuff. Taylor even broke his water a couple months ago. I think the last thing we broke was my mom's wagon from that stunt trick we pulled.

[BlueBunnyBatman]

"Actually, this is not true, while I am in team wang, I do act opposing to some of its core"

Then why not be something not Christian, unlike God or Jesus or Anti-Christ. Be the Buddha of Wang.